| Bah Humbug |
[03 Feb 2009|11:55am] |
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Anyone who sees Octavius Pepper in the corridors, please take a few moments out of your busy schedule to boot him firmly in the rear. Don't worry, as his best friend I am authorizing you to do this.
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| Because they were asking for it! |
[26 Jan 2009|10:24pm] |
Dear Feline-Owning-Ravenclaws,
I'd say I was sorry for hexing your pets, but I'd be lying. Give them sweaters. They'll be fine.
XOXO,
Dorcas
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| Aggressive Curiosity |
[25 Jan 2009|07:11pm] |
I was reading a book that mentioned something about a water slide. Someone explain the mechanics of this to me?
Meanwhile, some questions for those of you not adept at muggle constructs:
Who wants to be my pillow today? Who doesn't? Who needs help with their Charms homework? Who wants to help me with my Divination homework? Who left this stuffed hippogriff outside my door? Who told Slughorn I hate his class (I'll get you!)? Who thinks Professor Grump is right fit? THE WHO! Who will carry me to the hospital wing? Who will make those noisy people in my common room shut up so I can rest? Who's going to fix this hole I tore in my sweater?
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